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Still sussing it all out; Flashback Fridays in the meantime

February 7th, 2014 · No Comments

So, still in the process of cleaning things up around here.

As I do, though, I thought one of the features of SGEP would be Flashback Friday, where I would link back to a post from the archives to (re)enjoy a food laugh.

I think a good place to start is with the Nigerian scammer post, Man, I Could Have had 18 Million USD.


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Hey Look, it still works!

February 4th, 2014 · 1 Comment

*tap* *tap* is this thing on?

So I’ve pulled SGEP out of retirement. Some things of note;

-It’ll take me some time to redesign the site, so bear with me please.

-I have no idea what I’m going to be doing with this yet.

-I’m reverting *back* to EGGO. It has to be EGGO. ;)

-I think the archives are all in working order.

Hopefully I can get back to this soon, and start spewing my nonsense once again!



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Yoda is dead to me now…

July 21st, 2011 · No Comments

In keeping with my new schedule of one blog post per month, I thought I would share a thought.

You see, Yoda is dead. I know, in Jedi, he died, and then Lucas brought him back to life for us in the prequel, and we got to see him hopping and skipping and slashing like a little green toad who licked himself.

I, like many of you, have often wondered about the little green man. No one knows what he is, or where he comes from. For all we know, he’s the only one of his kind. How lonely. :( So I, like you, wondered how it was for him, growing up, being different from everyone.

and then, I like you, wondered what it must’ve been like for the little green dude once he got older, and, *ahem* went looking for companionship.

Well, wonder no more.

I present to you, the very first, unauthorized audio recording of Yoda’s first sex tape.


You’re welcome

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Thursday 13

June 9th, 2011 · No Comments

So my good friend Emilee over at Randomability has a list of 13 different ways of spelling her fairly-common first name, and i thought i would join in the fun. So here goes:

1 Daniel
2 Danniel
3 Danyul
4 Danyel
5 Danyell
6 Danyull
7 Danny
8 Dany
9 Dannie
10 Danie
11 Danni
12 Dan
13 Dann

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