Dear Mr. Postman,
I’m pretty sure when an envelope is marked “Photos, DO NOT BEND”, it means DON’T BEND THE FUCKING THING, including bending it to shove it in our already crammed mailbox.
And what the fuck is up with the Priority envelope being completely mangled– to the point where you did a shitty tape job to close the entire top portion.
Doesn’t much sound like it was on anyone’s “Priority” list.
Now I’m going into your office in about ten minutes, and I KNOW you’re going to tell me that the “mangle” job was already done when you got the package, so thats out of your control. I’m willing to let that drop. But you have no other excuse for cramming it into my mailbox other that laziness. And that is completely unacceptable.
Did I say fuck you yet?
D.T. Kelly
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2 responses so far ↓
1 Dawno // Dec 15, 2006 at 10:18 pm
You have my utmost sympathy – I wish you had our mail carrier, he’s the nicest guy ever and always comes to the door when there’s stuff that says “do not bend” on it to hand deliver.
2 Mom of Three // Dec 16, 2006 at 5:28 am
Um, they didn’t BEND it.
The obviously dropped it out of the Jeep in the middle of a snowstorm and ran over it a few times.
So, technically…
Makes you glad the sender spent that extra money on the fancy delivery!
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