Click here for SGEP-filled goodness!

Admit it. You've wanted ways to show how big of a SGEP Dick you really are, but didn't know how.

Well now you do. Buy SGEP wear! Be the first kid on your block to own your very own SGEP shirt, or boxers, or thong! That's right, nothing says lovin' like a SGEP thong.

But wait! That's not all! There are also magnets, buttons, bumper stickers, coffee mugs and a beer stein! Check them out. Either click on the SGEP image above or click on the SGEP STORE link at the top of the page!

Remember, 100% of the proceeds go to feeding hungry children!*

So please, think of the children!

Do it today! You'll be glad you did!

*DTK's hungry children.